I wish they'd still let you play.

If I was in charge of player personnel, the average player would be 38 years old. And bad.


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Sat Apr 11
#13: Olden Polynice Pronounced OLD-ENN PAH-LI-NEESE, Polynice was one of those guys whose chief claims of awesomeness were on the back of his jersey. The haitian had 1) the great name, and 2) wore the number 0. He served as a borderline starting center for 11 years, and has been intimately involved in the development of the WNBA since his retirement. His only arrest came in 2000, when a car hit his, and he chased the guy down and then did…something…which eventually led to him pleading guilty to impersonating a police officer. (Who hasn’t?) Stay Golden, Olden Polynice!

#13: Olden Polynice

Pronounced OLD-ENN PAH-LI-NEESE, Polynice was one of those guys whose chief claims of awesomeness were on the back of his jersey. The haitian had 1) the great name, and 2) wore the number 0. He served as a borderline starting center for 11 years, and has been intimately involved in the development of the WNBA since his retirement. His only arrest came in 2000, when a car hit his, and he chased the guy down and then did…something…which eventually led to him pleading guilty to impersonating a police officer. (Who hasn’t?)

Stay Golden, Olden Polynice!