I wish they'd still let you play.

If I was in charge of player personnel, the average player would be 38 years old. And bad.


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Mon Jun 1
Austin Croshere Does Austin Croshere count? Is Austin Croshere retired? Technically no, as he was signed to a 10 day contract in January by the Spurs. However, we can all agree that Croshere was a special player, as it takes serious…something to be able to play 12 years in the NBA as a white guy from Providence while people still aren’t 100% sure how to pronounce your name. This isn’t Desagana Diop we’re talking about. cro-SHEER? CRO-shur? I heard the only guy who knows is Mark Jackson.

Austin Croshere

Does Austin Croshere count? Is Austin Croshere retired? Technically no, as he was signed to a 10 day contract in January by the Spurs. However, we can all agree that Croshere was a special player, as it takes serious…something to be able to play 12 years in the NBA as a white guy from Providence while people still aren’t 100% sure how to pronounce your name. This isn’t Desagana Diop we’re talking about.

cro-SHEER? CRO-shur? I heard the only guy who knows is Mark Jackson.